So not worth more than one paragraph, but I got to put it out there into the world!

One of the worst most overrated lease talented hack, slow ass, sh#+ rhyming bands ever to exist?

The Beasty Boys!

[Or should I say(if you can read it right): The Beast-y Boys, they sound like this, always doin' mic drops when they sound like shi...]

Obvious and trite words slowly spoken, that were probably laboriously contrived by a bunch of tokens!

Every person I've ever met that likes the Beastie Boys is/was some drunk, cornhole playing dummy who I definitely don't/didn't like, I may pretend, because who cares?! ...but not always.

Most of the time though I just avoid putting myself in situations where I have to listen to or be around idiots who listen to such a horrible wretched (ahem) "band"... Same as those dumbass gross ass juggalos! 

Just some more examples of punk ass rich kids who got there first and have the audacity to refer to themselves as "beasts"...sound familiar?

Money does not a true beast make but who the f*** am I?! Go on wit'chur your bad selves...

[Too Easy:

Go on with your bad f****** self, You got the gold record I don't even own a shelf, You look at me and think I'm just a poor dumb welp, I look at you and see someone who got a lot of help!]